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You
are crazy??? Loco???? Demente???
(No, No
and No.)
humm,
hi. I saw your site address on the newspaper. Your could tell people you're famous.
If what you're saying is real. Someday if I find out I will try to send you a
dollar. Answer my questions. I'll come back.
(So, what newspaper deemed this site worthy of any ink?
I can't very well tell people that I'm famous if I can't tell them what paper
said so. If you drop on back, let me know what publication it was...)
Ay, Odie and I, your Canadian cousins, were wonderin'- do we send
you $1.32 (or more)? Can we send you a loonie alone, or do you want the current
exchange rate??
I
can't believe that HUNDREDS of people will take the time to view your great website
and to even send you their lenghty comments about it but that only 6 of them have
taken 1 minute to send you a buck !!! Geezzzz !!! People these days !!!!!
(Ya. Funny isn't it? By the way, I didn't receive *your*
dollar yet.)
The
dollar is on it's way. Go sit out front and wait for it.
Click here if
you're ready to Gimme A Buck (please).
How do we know who the heck you are?
(As
a matter of fair play, since I am not asking for any identifying information from
you, I am not furnishing any about myself.)
My dollar is on its way!!!!Anyone who can beg this good can have
my money,as matter of fact,im sending you five dollars!!!!!!!
(And
anyone who can lie as well as you should be president!)
Yeah?! Well, I'm gonna set up my OWN server... www.gimme5bucks.com!!!
hahahahahahahahahqahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! you are powerless to resist my
power, you insignificant peice of adrenalliezed cardboard-loving regurgitated
horse turd.
Okay,
so .086% of your audience actually shells out a dollar. Just think, only 1,163,000,000
more hits and you'll be a millionaire.
Great Site....... shame you have so many hits and only 7 bucks!
(So, pony up a buck, you cheapskate!)
It's amazing how few people out there actually have a sense of
humor, or, for that matter, can spell. Or can communicate in an articulate manner
(even marginally). Your site is very amusing. Good luck in your future endeavors.
This is the WORST excuse for money I have ever heard of!! Go pawn
someone else with your pathetic stories!!
(Obviously,
this person has never heard a fundraising speech for a Democratic candidate!)
I'll send you money if you dance for me. naked.
(Oddly, most people offer me money to keep my clothes on.)
Your web site is so cool and if I had the Money I would send you
a million dollars just for this website
(Maybe you
know Bill Gates....?)
Page rocks the USSR. If I were to think of something witty and/or
charming and/or humorous I'd write it, but instead, I think it'd be in your best
interest to simply send you a dollar. I'm going to drop in an HTML tag for my
page, and, if, in about a week, you for some reason DON'T receive my dollar, feel
free to mock me in red italics.
(One week and Counting...)
You are never going to get my dollar! You are never going to get
my dollar!
(This was repeated 4,815 times. It
stopped being humorous after the 1,232nd iteration.)
I think that the people who have money should give a dollar, I
mean what is a dollar? To me a dollar is nothing but change, but if you give a
dollar then it might mean something to that person you gave it to.
Click here if
you're ready to Gimme A Buck (please).
Gday mate! Congrats on the bonza site. Its bewdy. I had a couple
o fosters before I came here, and the humor got better... I'll send ya a fair
dinkum Auzzie dollar soon. We haven't got notes though, so I'll send you a coin.
If you promise to scan the coin as well as the envelope, and put them both up.
Cheers, Danos ( fourteen years fighting the Australian Stereotype )
(And
loosing.)
never
hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
I actually was going to send you dollar, had the envelope addressed
and sealed, even put a sticker on it from a local band. It sat in my car for a
few days, then one day I was at McDonald's getting some food. The total was $4.20,
but I only had $4.00, so I ripped open the envelope and spent the dollar. What
did you expect me to do? Stuff my face with one less 99 cent double cheeseburger?
Hardly.
I
admit that your site poses an interesting problem for me: on one hand, I want
to send you a dollar as I sense it would bring you long-lasting joy, while on
the other hand, I want that semi-stale cinnamon "Snakee Kake" in the vending machine
in the break room, even though I'm not really hungry and have a box full at my
house (which is located a mere 4 minutes away). Hmmmm...I think I'd rather get
the Snakee Kake, though I know I probably won't even be able to finish it because
I'm so full from the giant sub sandwich I had for lunch.
When I thought about it, a dollar is really nothing. Why not send
it to you? Well, because it's nothing, I threw it away.
Just a suggestion: change the site name to "Give Me A D--- Dollar
Or So Help Me God I'll Gut You And Your Family From Crotch To Sternum Like A Rainbow
Trout"
(Actually, that was already taken by a religous
cult based in California)
I can't just GIVE you a dollar--we have to haggle first! I'll
start: I'll give you a dime...
(OK, done, you win.
Send me the dime.)
Gimme A Duck?!?! I don't think that's legal...
What a site. I cant see why so many people get so offended by
a person who has enough smarts and balls to ask for a dollar on the cyber world.
I think it is great. This is the first (give me something) I am going to answer,
hell I may even send in a Clinton $3 bill. What a great site. Ken Taylor. Florida
DIE COMMUNIST PIG DOG
(This was repeated
8,312 times. It never was really humorous to begin with.)
What a slick, nasty, ugly, lazy, scummy, lowlife webpage! Thanks
for the laugh! I'll tell my friends- they fit the same discription! Whats wrong
with the world isn't your webpage, it's those that don't laugh!
Pal, all I gotta say is, you're an amatuer. Lemme tell ya a little
story. Once I went to a 7-11 with my friend's little brother, Paul, who by the
way, is in no way handicapped. I think he was about 12 at the time. As soon as
he got to the entrance, Paul twisted up his arms, legs and neck, and gimped over
to the slurpee machine. He spent 4 or 5 five minutes fumbling with a cup, filling
it up and getting a lid and straw. Then he managed to wedge the drink between
his arms and chest, and proceeded towards the check out counter. Only, half way
there, he dropped it on the floor. Splash! Pina Colada Slurpee everywhere!! At
this point, I had to go to the back of the store to disguise my laughter, but
still recieved a very dirty look from some lady who was in the store. So, another
4 minutes or so to produce another tasty beverage, and off he go towards the counter
again. He reaches the counter this time, sets the drink down, knocks over the
jar set there for Jerry's Kids, spilling change alll over the counter, and says
loudly in a slurred but understandable voice, "Jerry said I could have a slurpee!!"
Not even waiting to see the counter guy's reaction, he picked up the slurpee and
gimps out. I got out of there as quickly as I could to avoid laughing, but not
before seeing the guy counting out change from the counter for the slurpee. 'Nuff
said.
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