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Gimme A Buck
How to gimme your hard earned money

Rewards
Yup. You can get something in return..

FAQ
See if you can find the secret area!

My Secrets Revealed. How I Make Money On The Internet
It's no secret I've made good money from this site. Now I'm prepared to share my experience with you!

Other Ways To Help
Don't have any money? You can still help!

Graph-O-Meter
See how much I've received!

Thoughts I've Received
Wanna read what people have to say about me and my website?

The Picture Mailbag!
I've just started scanning some of the letters I've received.

The FINAL Pitch
I promise - this is the last time I'll ask!

Contact Me
If you're not gonna Gimme A Buck.. at least send me a note!

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My Drivel & Other Useless Thoughts
Tips for millionares, my diet page, the website origin, find out if I'm nuts, and plenty of other somewhat funny stuff.

Okay, okay, if you haven't sent me a buck by now, you probably aren't going to. (Please?!!!)  But even if you can't find it in your heart to send me a dollar (PRETTY Please?!!!!!), I'd still love to hear from you.  If you have sent me a dollar, then I actually mean that!

You can tell me how wonderful I am, tell me how stupid I am, tell me if you like green eggs and spam... Whatever you have to say, I'm sure I'd love to hear it. 

But before you tell me how lovely I am, do you need any free scripts for your website?

Would you like to see what other witty souls have had to say?  Since I put up this site, I've gotten some very... uh... lovely (ya, sure) emails.  I have some of them posted here so that you, too, can bask in the glorious... uh... love (ya, that's it) I've received.

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