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Sure three bucks may seem a lot of money just to find out what’s in the box.  But what the heck.  Rich, powerful men routinely pay hundreds of dollars for pleasures much smaller than being able to satisfy the vague curiosity you feel right now about what’s in the box.

Why should they be the only ones to enjoy true comfort? 

Are you the type to let your life go by without a little luxury?  Pamper yourself.  Don’t be the cruel tightfisted parent refusing to acknowledge the tormented pleadings of your inner child.  That child wants to know what’s in the box.  And that child is you.

Go ahead.

You deserve it.