There are many reasons
why I think it's a great idea to send me your money. For your convincing, I've
listed a few of them below.
Because the first thing you
said was...."Why didn't I think of that!?"
If
you get rid of your money, you won't have to pay bank fees.
Help
eliminate NASA. Your buck brings me that much closer to getting a TV so I can
watch Star Trek. Much more educational then staring at Mars!
Money
can lead to self-destructive habits like drinking and drug abuse. Do you really
want to become a crack addict?
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Show off
your incredible marketing savvy by advertising your own website on our message
board. Wouldn't you pay a dollar to bring new traffic to your site?
- Sure you would!
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Because it's better and cheaper
than pay TV!
Having too much money has been associated
with idleness, which can cause ill health and possibly even death.
Having
less money makes you a more prudent shopper.
If
you don't have any money, you don't have to figure out what to spend it on.
You
might lose it in the sofa if you don't give it away.
You'd
probably just waste it on something you don't really need.
If
you send me the dollar, you won't feel guilty when you steal all of the groovy
animated gifs. (Which were designed exclusively for this
site!)
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Because it feels really good to
support a creative idea. (Doesn't it?)
Money
is the root of all evil. Why not let me help you get it out of your life?!
Giving
is good for your soul! Think of all the Bad things you've done in your life...
this is your chance to do something Good. (And, it will
make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.)
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"Hey
honey, it's that 'Gimme A Buck' guy on the Letterman Show!"
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Did you know that a thick wallet is actually bad for your back?
Yup, somehow the offsetting position when sitting makes it hard on your back.
So you want to know how to get rid of that? Well, I have a suggestion... Send
me a buck (or more if you really care about your health).
After this, your back would be better, and I get another dollar. Both happy.
Seems like no trouble, hey?
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Because you like the
idea and were amused by the whole thing. Period.
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I win the prize for being the most pathetic person you've ever
heard about. And the prize is a buck.
People
with money are frequently targeted by thieves and kidnappers.
