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Gimme A Buck!?
 Yes,
that's right. This website is a humorous, yet serious approach to online begging.
I'm hoping that the generosity of normal everyday people like yourself will help
me get rich!
If everyone who visits this site were
to "gimme a buck", my life would be much better. My future would be
secure I could finally afford to pay off all my debts, buy a decent car, go back
to school, and maybe even have enough left over to help the poor!
Come
on folks, this ain't no scam! It's just a wacky idea that
you probably wish you had thought of first. If you send me a dollar it's
because you like the idea and were amused. Period.
You
have an opportunity to dramatically help two people's (me and
my lovely wife) lives. But it will only happen if you do it
now! You can send your buck (or bucks!!) by
credit card, PayPal
, or snail mail - you
hold the power!
Sure, it's
nutty....but you know, it just might work! Invest in the entrepreneurial
spirit! Send me a buck
today!
In exchange
for your dollar (yes, you actually do get
something!), you can:
- struggle through
the funny pages and other kind-of funny pages of this website. (There's
a lot of crap.. er.. stuff.. so press CTRL-D at any time to bookmark the website,
and then come back later to finish!)
- post a short notice on the
message board. You can say hi to a relative,
solicit e-mail buddies, or show off your marketing savvy by advertising your website,
whatever you want. (You have to actually send me
a buck before you can post anything.)
- one day say to yourself,
"Hey honey, I helped that guy on Letterman get rich off the internet!"
Click
here if you're ready to Gimme A Buck (please)
Here's another way to look at it - if you surf
through the site and chuckle even once, then Gimme
A Buck (please) as "payment". Heck, isn't a sort-of
laugh worth one measly dollar!? Think about how much you would pay
to go see some crappy movie. Don't you think a buck for a laugh is a pretty fair
deal? So does my wife! (But of course she's just saying
that so you'll send the dollar. I told her that when we hit $1,000 I'll
buy her some flowers... She really thinks the whole idea is nuts.)
All currencies are welcome! Send your shillings, francs,
drachmas, rupees, shekels, deutsch marks, lire, pesos, guilders, pounds, rands
and kronor today! (Email me if I missed yours) Sure,
it's nutty....but you know, it just might work. Come on, invest in the entrepreneurial
spirit for one lousy buck! Click
here to read another article.
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